I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?