She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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