It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It's official drugs can't kill me
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i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.