Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.