Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time