also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.