Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.