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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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