New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.