I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.