i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
These 25 Soulless Industries Have Been Scamming Us For Years
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I will die if light touches me.