forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.