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Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
We won't sleep together?
I heard we made out
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
plz talk dirty to me
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
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