Texts From Last Night

Texts from March, 2009

• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  and trust me i need no booty pop lessons

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): and trust me i need no booty pop lessons http://tfl.nu/h5fy
  Replies (2) Good night (1008) Bad night (465) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here http://tfl.nu/xld2
  Replies (0) Good night (679) Bad night (698) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (424): View more from California

  I'd wear matching sweaters with you

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (424): I'd wear matching sweaters with you http://tfl.nu/xbhf
  Replies (3) Good night (1238) Bad night (507) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman http://tfl.nu/jmt9
  Replies (6) Good night (1163) Bad night (547) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone http://tfl.nu/vmc1
  Replies (7) Good night (990) Bad night (635) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  life is too short to starve

  (678): View more from Georgia

  life is also too short to be fat

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (336): life is too short to starve (678): life is also too short to be fat http://tfl.nu/v94u
  Replies (5) Good night (1436) Bad night (536)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  why didn't you poke me back

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): why didn't you poke me back http://tfl.nu/aomd
  Replies (5) Good night (600) Bad night (1053) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (262): Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance http://tfl.nu/br4q
  Replies (4) Good night (537) Bad night (925) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (312): View more from Illinois

  The maid of honor just puked.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (312): The maid of honor just puked. http://tfl.nu/qiyl
  Replies (5) Good night (1153) Bad night (560) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (616): View more from Michigan

  its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (616): its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true http://tfl.nu/528i
  Replies (4) Good night (911) Bad night (508) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair http://tfl.nu/9zqr
  Replies (1) Good night (1012) Bad night (454) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight http://tfl.nu/fbzk
  Replies (1) Good night (633) Bad night (860) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me http://tfl.nu/x1tc
  Replies (8) Good night (556) Bad night (814) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  I regularly think about how cool your nickname is

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): I regularly think about how cool your nickname is http://tfl.nu/glb5
  Replies (3) Good night (1193) Bad night (465) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (213): View more from California

  I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (213): I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg. http://tfl.nu/mbc8
  Replies (1) Good night (1330) Bad night (410) Order T-Shirt