Texts From Last Night · March, 2009

Texts from March, 2009

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Why do girls always cry at the bar?

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What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?

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Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?

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(586): Why do girls always cry at the bar? (586): What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night? (586): Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar? http://tfl.nu/joll

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I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit

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(303): I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit http://tfl.nu/ynrr

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my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"

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LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me

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(415): my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous" (650): LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me http://tfl.nu/uk4o

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The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.

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(424): The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration. http://tfl.nu/aroj

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I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.

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Mommy issues

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(303): I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick. (1-303): Mommy issues http://tfl.nu/pw3k

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I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu

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Bendover

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(269): I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu (269): Bendover http://tfl.nu/p3pm

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I can't open my eyes

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Lol why not?

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Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk

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(808) I can't open my eyes (925) Lol why not? (808) Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk http://tfl.nu/5iv9

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You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.

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I'm not gay.

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Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?

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If ghandi gives good head...I'm in

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Its fine.

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(713): You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do. (925): I'm not gay. (713): Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me? (925): If ghandi gives good head...I'm in (713): Its fine. http://tfl.nu/3wbt

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So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!

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I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????

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Honestly.

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Don't say a word.

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(313) So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays! (1-313) I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol????? (313) Honestly. (313) Don't say a word. http://tfl.nu/wjb7

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i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened

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(734): i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened http://tfl.nu/eey2

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That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it

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(313): That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it http://tfl.nu/c5zl

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If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?

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YES

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(586): If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct? (313): YES http://tfl.nu/udyu

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So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?

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No its what 21 year olds are made for

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(650): So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety? (303): No its what 21 year olds are made for http://tfl.nu/2f7c

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I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane

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(586): I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane http://tfl.nu/vhwv

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Is it normal to miss your booty call?

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(650): Is it normal to miss your booty call? http://tfl.nu/3d60

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