you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?