if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
it glows. i had to have it.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine