This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?