Texts From Last Night · January, 2012

Texts from January, 2012

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(316): View more from Kansas

You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing

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(316): You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing http://tfl.nu/1k7o

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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?

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(305): Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can? http://tfl.nu/kckv

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(903): View more from Texas

Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?

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(903): Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ? http://tfl.nu/d8rt

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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon

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(859): She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon http://tfl.nu/ch80

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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...

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(814): I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too... http://tfl.nu/zmym

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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns

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(217): Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns http://tfl.nu/kqyl

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.

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(412): I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke. http://tfl.nu/tyrp

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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.

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(570): Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied. http://tfl.nu/2f2b

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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.

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that bad?

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u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.

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(847): All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die. (773): that bad? (847): u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a. http://tfl.nu/aht0

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I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?

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(646): I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10? http://tfl.nu/6lgd

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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.

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(530): It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle. http://tfl.nu/j4o3

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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.

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(806): Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party. http://tfl.nu/ld7o

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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.

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(307): puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done. http://tfl.nu/58vm

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?

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(215): Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch? http://tfl.nu/5ls9

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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.

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(303): I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted. http://tfl.nu/7vqn

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