I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You just made me feel so damn special
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.