I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You just made me feel so damn special
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.