Texts From Last Night

Texts from December, 2011

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use. http://tfl.nu/2c8i
  Replies (14) Good night (949) Bad night (857) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes. http://tfl.nu/8gcz
  Replies (11) Good night (1699) Bad night (531)
• Favorite

  (219): View more from Indiana

  The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (219): The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up. http://tfl.nu/gycw
  Replies (4) Good night (1070) Bad night (750) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (925): View more from California

  Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (925): Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities http://tfl.nu/6vqv
  Replies (9) Good night (1479) Bad night (521) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (951): View more from California

  isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (951): isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together? http://tfl.nu/lg5k
  Replies (6) Good night (609) Bad night (1342) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for. http://tfl.nu/9lin
  Replies (4) Good night (1704) Bad night (547)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision? http://tfl.nu/bsbp
  Replies (7) Good night (1347) Bad night (559) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?! http://tfl.nu/sa9o
  Replies (10) Good night (1982) Bad night (505) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (408): View more from California

  I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (408): I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER. http://tfl.nu/adi1
  Replies (7) Good night (1332) Bad night (531) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (217): View more from Illinois

  I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (217): I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list http://tfl.nu/djej
  Replies (5) Good night (1497) Bad night (456) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (204): View more from Manitoba

  we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (204): we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please. http://tfl.nu/1hgr
  Replies (2) Good night (652) Bad night (1030) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober. http://tfl.nu/dut2
  Replies (5) Good night (1400) Bad night (469) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying

  (1-631): View more from New York

  Oh good your over him

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying (1-631): Oh good your over him http://tfl.nu/vmmt
  Replies (10) Good night (1442) Bad night (692) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (802): View more from Vermont

  So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (802): So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going? http://tfl.nu/1d2j
  Replies (8) Good night (1727) Bad night (759) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha http://tfl.nu/t468
  Replies (8) Good night (2028) Bad night (881) Order T-Shirt