Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls