You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?