that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.