Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.