Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount