All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
if you like me you must not know who I am
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99