This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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