It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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