So drunk, too bad you don't want this
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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