So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
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I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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