My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.