yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house