Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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