His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
you will always have a special place in my vag
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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