Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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