But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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