There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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