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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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