Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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