I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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