Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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