wake up i wanna do it froggy style
4 words: hood of his car
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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