why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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