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go home
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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