the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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