If i come over, it means nothing
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
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i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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