This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe