Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.