Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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