It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants