i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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