The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?