so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?