Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision