well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.