One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..